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Valve is in the news again! Here is a timely somewhat related comic.

Here’s a comic! This one came to me while I was listening to MJ Lenderman’s Ghost Town.

Also, I spent a lot of time going back and forth on the ordering of these panels. I ended up with the original order, but at some point I figured 3, 1, 2 would be better. What do you think?

Here is a comic strip! I guess I am just like this superhero, except for the first part.

Fun fact: I committed three murders spread over the past three decades as research for this comic! But I wouldn’t be caught dead having that ChatGPT conversation though, so I’m only assuming that part is entirely accurate.

Here’s a much delayed Christmas comic which didn’t make Christmas 2025 for various reasons! But of course, it will probably still be relevant all through 2026 until next Christmas anyway.

Important fact: the word “alv” in Norwegian means “elf”. I’m positive the consequences of this revelation are… somewhat immense. I guess? Also, both words have three characters. Half-Life 3 confirmed?

Here, everyone! Enjoy this saddest comic since the previous saddest comic.

Here is a comic! I am happy to report that it is an uplifting one!

There you have it, proper punctuation saves and/or kills.

Billionaires should not exist. Here, use this visualizer to help to even begin to comprehend the immense wealth of the super rich. (Or, if you are among the super rich already, please support my Patreon!)

Here is a comic about my absolute greatest weakness. Please, I beg of you, be careful with the immense power you now have over me.