I looooooove shapeshifters with tells. I love it when they always have yellow eyes, or a split tongue, or a streak of white in their hair. I love it when they always have to have the same initials, when they can’t lie directly about their name, when their words have to rhyme. There’s gotta be a handicap, you know???
It’s Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.
[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go “ja das ist an improvement” /end ID]
What kills me What really fucking kills me is that I have seen that picture of Patrick Star with a full-on vaginoplasty situation, just pussy out visible, not marked mature not blurred nothing but recently on Tumblr desktop I have been shut out of viewing blogs of transgender women posting random innocuous bullshit. I cannot toggle mature content on because I have not forked over my ID. But Patrick Star pussy out flies by totally fine.
And this is not me trying to poo poo on the fun of Patrick Star pussy out. I think it’s hilarious. I’m just really upset that I can’t look at {trans-girl}’s blog where she posts her gunpla and book reviews because she’s been moderated. It’s just really stark how every day another blog gets termed in front of me, as i’m scrolling through it or i’m just prevented from viewing by lopsided moderation. It’s fucked up because that’s what patrick star pussy out represents to me at this point. I see him and I get angry and it’s not even his fault. I’m not yelling at you Patrick
i think this post is improved by the knowledge that i got renamed “punished ant” after getting banned for posting a gift of optimus prime twerking, completely forgot that was my nickname, and didnt understand why i was getting yelled at for typing
I think a lot of zoomers are distantly aware that most of the big supposedly dope staples of consumer culture have horrific pasts built on exploitation and violence and this is why mascot horror is a thing.
Also “what if Disneyland was evil and powered by child ghosts” is chuuni, which I categorically support.
Everytime i remember that smallant’s real life last name is minecraft i want to kill him
I cant stress it enough but Yeah. He was nominated to minecraft streamer of the year and decided to change his last name to minecraft because obviously that would make him win it .
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